4 hr 30 min — Medium — American
A third of a cup of unsweetened cocoa and half a cup of semisweet chocolate chips go into a single batter with melted butter, milk, and one egg. A full cup of chopped pistachios folds in last, distributing a green crunch through the dark, fudgy crumb. No yeast means no rise time — just mix, pour, and bake. Ten slices, 270 minutes total including the mandatory cooling period before the loaf slices cleanly.